A small boy attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up & down on the horse’s legs, rump & chest.
After a few minutes, the boy asked, “Dad, why & what are you doing that for?”
His father replied, “Because when we are buying horses, we have to make sure that they are healthy & in good shape before we buy.”
Boy, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think Robert uncle wants to buy Mom..!!”