While golfing, a man accidentally overturned his golf cart.
A very attractive lady golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out from her porch, “Are you okay?”
“I’m okay, thanks,” He replied as he pulled himself out of the twisted cart.
She said, “Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.
He noticed she had nice svelte figure.
“That’s mighty nice of you,” He answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”
“Oh, come on now “, she insisted.
She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive. And he was weak.
“Well okay,” He finally agreed, “But I’m sure my wife won’t like it.”
After a couple of Scotches, he thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better go now.”
“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile . “Stay for a while. She won’t know anything..By the way.., where is she?”
*”Still under the cart!”*